Dear Stranger (to no one in particular; also what online dating feels like)


You don’t know me, but if you did, you would fall in love with me.

You see, I’m everything you never knew you wanted.

I may not look like you had imagined.

But in my experience, the one you fall hardest for never does.

I’m kind and affectionate.

I won’t ever keep my hands off of you.

I will kiss you just because and tell you exactly how I feel.

I will make you feel good about yourself.

I’m strong and independent but I will include you in my life because I want you to be a part of it.

I will make time for you, no matter what.

I’m understanding and fair.

I will admit when I am wrong, even if it takes me a little while to do so.

I will try to please you, in every which way, because that’s how I show my love.

I am clever and I will always flirt with you.

I will soak in your compliments and believe them.

I am handy and self-sufficient.

I will never need you but I will always want you.

You will never have to guess where you stand with me.

I’m secure in myself and enjoy dressing nice, but I will enjoy it even more if you like the way I look too.

I will surprise you with my insight and I’m fairly witty, charming even.

At least I think so.

I’m not perfect, that’s reality.

But I just might be perfect for you.

What do you think?

Are you sold?


It’s the short hair, isn’t it?




About samlobos

I am an avid fan of creating narratives in my head about random experiences and quotes for future books I will probably not write. I harbor a 15 year old girl in my psyche and like to solve world issues when I'm half asleep. View all posts by samlobos

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